A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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women's rights.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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