Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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DESERT

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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