Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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