- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

one day i went to bed

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

There's my tractor.

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