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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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