- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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