Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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the love boat

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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PSN IS UP

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Knock knock. Racism.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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