What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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