- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How long is a china man?

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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