what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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