- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Morning wood.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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