Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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