- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How come grilled cheese?

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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