What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Dance is a sport

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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full house

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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a man said hi.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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