- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

its all aodhan

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Justin Bieber

a man said hi.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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