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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what time is it? 3:16

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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