- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

How long is a china man?

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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