- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Gun Control

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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