religion.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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