Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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