- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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