Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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69

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Dylan is gay

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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