Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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yes... that's the joke

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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