whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Bob dole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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