Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

say cheese

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Woman's rights

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

gabbi nunez ;)

Anti Joke

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