what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Anti Joke

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