- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Dylan is gay

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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