Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Bob dole

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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leon harney ya pikey

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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