Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

BOTTOM!!!

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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