- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

A whale's vagina

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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