- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Get on your knees Ho

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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