Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How long is a china man?

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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