Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Pineapple.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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