Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Gay's

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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