Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Morning wood.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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