- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Dance is a sport

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

baby seal walks into a club

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What you reading? reading?

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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