What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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penus

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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69

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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