- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

this is not an anti joke

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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