A black person walks out of KFC

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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this is not an anti joke

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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