What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Grammer is very important

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Anti Joke

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