- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

why did the puppy poop? he had too

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.