What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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