- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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