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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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