why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Anti Joke

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