Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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your mum

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what?

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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