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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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