What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what?

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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BOTTOM!!!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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