65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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