- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

I am a n1gger.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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