I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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