Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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