What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Spell: “This word”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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