A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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