- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

... i forgot the joke :p

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

i can't stand cripple jokes

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Knock Knock! Come in.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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