THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Anti Joke

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