- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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