- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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