What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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I would rape her

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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