What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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brandon ya twwat

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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A black guy gets a job...

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