- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Neither does he.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Im cute hehehee

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Chinese drivers.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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