- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

I just can't stand sitting down!

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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