what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Dogs in my home.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Spotto

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Shut the cork up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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