Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Iggy Azalea

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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