They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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