- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Where's my baby??

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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