- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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