If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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