What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Woman Rights

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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