knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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