A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

This is a joke setup.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Dogs in my home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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