Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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