Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Ron Paul for President!

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Womens rights

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Barbara Streisand

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Anti Joke

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