i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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whats long and green? weed

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Pinus Testicles

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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