What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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lol a man is drowning

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Nippies

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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