A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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