- Anti Joke

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken