What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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poo

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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