A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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