What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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This is a joke setup.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Dogs in my home.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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