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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Strawberries!

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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