roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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BenWuzHear

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Gingers.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

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