What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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out of your comfort zone

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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8====D~~~~~~

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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