Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Cheese stick

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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