Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

I said I hate niiggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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