What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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