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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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