What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

I said I hate niiggers

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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