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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Mrs. Welsh

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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