a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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