- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Your mom.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

The NBA and womens sports

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

spell backwards: taco cat

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