Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats long and green? weed

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Pinus Testicles

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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