- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Do you believe this will change?

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

? I hate niiggers ?

Xzibit

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

try slamming a revolving door

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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