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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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charlie sheen losing

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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? I hate niiggers ?

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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